[the Bubblemen dance onto a stage with microphones] See, they're just dancing around now, but pretty soon, they're gonna do it. And then it's like, see, you could have some cars blowing up and stuff, and you could like, show some boobs, and like, a big chase scene, you know…that would rule!
It's like, I mean, I don't have all the answers, y'know, it's like I probably couldn't do a better job myself, but y'know, I just gotta say, y'know, frankly, um, uh…it's been done! Beavis: Remember that one part where he goes "What do you mean I'm funny?
"Beavis: [Sees a woman's bare feet dangling over a road] AAH! That would rule, because then I'd have this gigantic schlong! Actually, y'know I probably could do that without being a bird. I think they do that on purpose, because they think that, like, people want to see 'em looking all skanky, but I think like, people don't really want to see that. Then check this out, check this out, this guy's about to stab this guy, see, he's got a spear! That's how come, like, you know, everyone just lets him live at their house, you know, like O. Not play the stuff that, like, sucks, and uh, you know, then like, you know, we'd all be like, you know, we'd all be a little better. You know what would be funny is if while they were driving under that girl like that, y'know, since they have a convertible, it would have been funny if she pooped on them. SUNSET SPEEDWAY PRESENTS THE DUKES OF DIRT, DERBYYYYY! She watched him, and now she has huge hooters and she's on TV.
You have tight jeans and Converse All-Stars just like me!
It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters…see, see? Beavis: Now see, this guy's going up on the roof, and this guy doesn't know what's gonna happen, so when they go in, when he goes into his apartment, they're gonna beat the living crap out of him! Beavis: If they could like take those guitars and those amps, and just like, push them off the diving board and into the water, and you know, watch them all get electrocuted or something, that would rule! Y'know if, um, if those Seminiferous Nadial Globial Buttnoids had to walk down my mouth and like, all the way down to my wiener, that would be a long walk!
We're gonna kick some ass." But then this dumbass was the only one stupid enough to do it! Check it out, I was at this concert, coming up here, Lars points to me.
Butt-head: Check it out, this dumbass is trying to mail himself. I could put a stamp on my butt and say, like, "Take me to somewhere cool". Butt-head: It's like, him and the band all got together and stuff, and said, "Okay, man, tomorrow, we're gonna wear some really scary scary makeup tomorrow, and it's gonna be really cool.
And they can like protect you from like harmful rays.
It's like you can wear one one day and another the other day and like put 'em on your head y'know? They're just, like, there, they're like they're these things for these chicks to just, like, look at and, like, get off on, it's like, it's DISGUSTING! This band should be, like, ashamed of the way they're treating men, and um, and uh, these men shouldn't have the uh, they should not be in this video! Beavis: Yeah yeah, it's like, some bands, you know, have like, a bunch of water bottles and stuff around, for when get thirsty, but, like, these chicks like, just keep naked dudes! You know, you know, this is kind of, like, this is kinda messed up, it's like, they have these dudes there, and it's like, they don't even think of 'em like people. [girl who got threatened backs against a wall] I'll save you, baby! Her butt looks better in pants than most chicks butts look naked. " It's like, you gotta, like, try to swim in the toilet, and then you like, get flushed down, and then you, go through the pipes, and then you go out to the ocean! It's like one of those movies where they're kicking ass in a restaurant, and the guy comes out and says, [Japanese accent] "Your crab style very good, but it no match for my flying crane style! "Beavis: I like when girls fight, 'cause they're like, "Yeah, she called me a bitch! ' And she said, 'Yeah, well, we'll go outside and we'll see who the slut is, bitch! And if I was scoring with three chicks, I'd dream about scoring with, um…FOUR! Beavis: [quickly] Her butt looks better in pants than most chicks butts look naked. See, I was gonna pretend she was a whore, and then I was gonna pretend I had some money, and then I was gonna pretend I was doing her, see? " And it's gonna go something like "Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch/Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch/Son of a BIIIITTTCCCHHHH! They're all like, part of this Manson dude's family, and then they like, do it with each other, and then they like, go out and kill people and cut their ears off and stuff? Uhh, that'd be cool if, like, I could, like, mail myself.