Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
Don't you think that's a little- PRINCIPAL This is a permission slip for our Scared Stiff program *Hands him the permission slip*.
GROUP THERAPY SESSION – DAY GROUP THERAPIST Tom, do you have something you'd like to share with the group? My name is Tom and I am no longer afraid of going to prison and being anally raped.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR I came looking for booty CHRIS HANSON You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy? Finally, Tom found a program specializing in his phobia, treating patients with a combination of group therapy, TOM *Stands up.* My name is Tom and I have a fear of going to jail and being anally raped. HUEY (NARRATION CONT’D) confidence-building affirmations ALL IN GROUP THERAPY My booty is mine. Then, we thrust our hips backwards and our arms forward, breaking the hold *Pushing Tom back.
THE BOOTY WARRIOR Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours. He walks behind Tom* Okay Tom now, I'll do you and you try to get me off.
Tom is the type of nigga that gives us wet dreams up in here.
TOM I got it *hands his shoes to the 1st Prisoner who throws them*. THE BOOTY WARRIOR Sound like to me you want it the hard way. [Tom remembers the move the Group Therapist taught him.] TOM You can't have my booty! Then, he thrusts his hips backwards and his arms forward, breaking the hold* [The Booty Warrior is sent in to the wall] CUT TO: EXT. TOM I'm inside William Horton Maximum Security Prison and they attacked the guards. I came looking for man's butt CHRIS HANSON A man's butt? THE BOOTY WARRIOR *Turns to Chris.* Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. CHRIS HANSON Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way. HUEY (NARRATION) But beneath Tom's support of the gay community was a dark secret. [The Therapist places his arms around Tom] TOM I can't! THE BOOTY WARRIOR Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way. S.) Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy- THE BOOTY WARRIOR *He tackles Chris and pins him to the table.* Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! (Chris Hanson Screams) as The Booty Warrior seemingly “ruins the butt”. He watched gay movies and never once turned away or even made a face during the gay sex scenes. Tom had a fear of going to jail and being anally raped. *Runs out* HUEY (NARRATION) It was a long road to recovery. PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE – DAY PRINCIPAL This is the third time your boys have been caught fighting this quarter, Mr. He takes the shank out of it] TOM You really, really, don't want this to happen to you, okay?