(Jade stops while Beck is still inside, holding the doorknob. Inside, Beck lets go of the doorknob while he hears Jade's car leaving)Jade: (touches the guitar) Look! (in an Elvis Presley accent) I'm Elvis Presley and i'm touching my guitar. I touched the boss' skull and now i'm touching my special guitar.
(notices Beck holding her apron) Don't touch Mommy. After that, Tori, wearing a mustache and men clothes, enters)Tori: YOU GUYS! After a few seconds of silence, she stands on her knees and holds her hands out) April Fools! He then notices the audience and immediately flees the room)Andre: (grabs her and shakes her in the air) HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT A POP QUIZ WHEN WE'RE AT WAR?!?
He breaks up with this girl and goes back to Jade because he wants a girl that presents a challenge.
(Jade leans back and spits her gum in the air; Rex leans back and catches it in his mouth) Now, cellphones!
You clowns are gonna sit in here all day and think about why you're in detention!
2; He says he lives in there because his parents said he had to listen to them because he lived under their roof, so his roof his rules.
But he also says his father bought the RV, so isn't it still his parent's roof?
Now, boys, no matter how narcoleptic he is, you pretend you don't notice. (holds a round case with a red top on her hand, and breaks down crying. Drake Bell quickly comes in and gets her back on her chair.
Cat and Jade quickly run away but Tori stays) AHHHHH! Trina then pulls David out of the garage) And then Andre started hitting Robbie with a-(notices the boys are gone) Tea...kettle... (shows Cat's candle) This cinnamon bun-scented candle. (Cat holds her head and gasps in horror) Of course, we'll have much more of this story--- (Tori changes the channel to a cooking show)Jade: (stands up, along with Beck and Andre) Oh, I just heard your father's car. (Cat blows a trumpet in her face, and she falls to the floor.
Debbie's so dumb, she didn't realize it was April Fools... (a buzzer rings, and a lobster comes out near the entrance and charges towards Tori)Cat: I've wondered that. (giggles)Jade: Cause I'm looking at Evan's Splash Face page, scrolling through pics of his ex-girlfriends: blonde, blonde, blonde - whoa, ugly blonde - uh, blonde, oh, and his blue eyed dog with blonde fur.
Red smoke comes from it, then Jade comes out and spins)Andre: Roses are red, storm clouds are gray.
There is only so much disbelief an audience can suspend.